Mistress Dezzi

An incredible woman, I'm sure you'll agree. She could probably command armies just be showing a bit of leg, or make fierce dictators weep like a small child by denying them her affections. Kingdoms have fallen for less. Enjoy.

What Now?

A collection of unbeatable odds, sticky situations and puzzling predicaments. Every single one of them screams "WAT DO!?". Please feel free to email any possible solutions to us and we will promtly ignore them.

Really cool pic of a ship firing it's gigantic guns

Hot Babe Carmen Gets Naughty.

I'd hit it, but let her buy the breakfast. You don't want her getting the wrong idea, you buy her breakfast and that's it!

How To Dance To Dubstep

This is Frostie the cockatoo and he's what you might call birdass mofo. Why is that? Because this little birdy can do more than the funky chicken, he can get down to dubstep. You may find him in the club, bottle full of...whatever tipple cockatoos are partial to.

Butt Asian Shop

What do they sell in this fine establishment?

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Excited About A Paintball Gun

I guess simple things please simple minds, or maybe she broke her old one? Either way, she's totally stoked to receive a paintball gun as a graduation gift? I bet it was her family's way of saying, 'Have you considered a career in fast food?'

Pretty and sexy webcam girl Ann "Touch me slowly" sexy, webcam amateur video clip.

Pretty and sexy webcam girl Ann videos. "Touch me slowly" sexy, webcam amateur video clip.

Nawtie Ashes

This lonely man is called Sheephead and here he makes a call to an adult phone-in channel, Bang Babes, to discuss what's on his mind, what's on many men's minds, the thing men think about every 7 seconds, that's right cricket. LOL.